I don't know where he gathers all the jokes, cartoons, and funny sayings, but he collates them into an email that goes out to a few hundred of his friends.
Truthfully, I sometimes don't read them because I'm (a) out of time (b) too tired (c) too overwhelmed with other emails.
Last night I was all of the above, but I needed a laugh so I scrolled through his offerings. I'm glad I did because some of them are priceless. When I left my office, I was still chuckling.
I don't know the origin of these jokes, but I wish I did. I'd like to thank the humor specialist who created these.
1. Brain cells, hair cells and skin cells—they all die constantly, but freaking fat cells seem to have eternal life.
2. Blow on the wine in your coffee mug to convince the rest of the Zoom meeting that it's coffee.
3. Since we're in another quarantine, why don't they train Amazon delivery people to give the vaccine? That way, the entire population would be immunized by Saturday. Wednesday if they were Prime subscribers.
Okay, I can't stop at 3. Here are 3 more.
1. If you stir coconut oil into your kale, it makes it easier to scrape it into the trash.
2. Wife: "Did I get fat during quarantine?" Husband: "You were never really skinny to begin with." Coroner: "Time of death, 11:00pm. Cause: Covid."
3. I hate it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart while they've never even seen one of his paintings.
Takeaway Truth
I think it's good to start and end the day with a laugh. Have a wonderful Thursday.
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