Christmas Quotations With a Chuckle Inside

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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, and I'm glad. Christmas should be a season of joy—a time of good cheer, smiles, and laughter.

After all, "There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor." —from A Christmas Carol

Smiles and laughter are the best way to chase away any holiday blues that many suffer from. 

Here's a baker's dozen from my favorite quotations about the holidays because, as Rosie Thomas said, "Christmas works like glue. It keeps us all sticking together."

"Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard." —Andy Borowitz

"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day." —Phyllis Diller

"Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice." —Dave Barry

"I left Santa gluten-free cookies and organic soy milk, and he put a solar panel in my stocking." —Unknown

"Some people are born for Halloween, and some are just counting the days until Christmas." —Stephen Graham Jones

"Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year." —Victor Borge

"Adults can take a simple holiday for children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children around the Christmas tree has culminated in a woman unwrapping six shrimp forks from her dog, who drew her name." —Erma Bombeck

"I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can't wait to exchange." —Henry Youngman

"I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights." —Maya Angelou

"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas." —Johnny Carson

"There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus." —Bob Phillips

"There's no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor's yard." —Dan Florence

"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, 'Toys not included.'" —Bernard Manning

TAKEAWAY TRUTH

Spread Joy today—you never know how many people may need a smile and a laugh.


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