I know I've decided air conditioning is my summer bestie. I even hate to go to Costco because of the walk from the parking lot to the store!
Naturally, my blog today is what people have to say about hot weather. I'll start with something I saw online this past week that's the best description of the summer we're having in Texas.
"Satan called. He wants his weather back." —Unknown
"Forget about frying an egg on a sidewalk. This kind of heat would fry an egg inside a chicken." —Rachel Caine
“The heat index is somewhere in between OMG and WTF.” —Unknown
"What dreadful hot weather we have. It keeps one in a continual state of inelegance." —Jane Austen
“Summer nearly does me in every year, It’s too hot and the light is unforgiving and the days go on way too long.” —Anne Lamott, author of Bird by Bird
"When the weather is hot, keep a cool mind." —Ajahn Brahm
“It’s so hot, even my fake plants are wilting.” —Linda Solegato
"It was always the view of my parents that hot weather encouraged loose morals among young people." —Ian McEwan
“I’m glad it’s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.” —Anonymous
"Iced coffee on a hot day can perform miracles." —Victoria Aveyard
"If I don't make it to heaven, at least I know what hell feels like with this heat." —April Mae Monterrosa
Takeaway Truth
How hot is it? Well, it's hot enough to make one long for winter—and I usually hate cold weather. Stay cool, dudes and dudettes.
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