Have you filed your income tax return? If so, here are some quotations to give you a chuckle before you engage in that last minute rush.
From Mortimer Caplan, a former IRS Director: “There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist—the taxidermist leaves the hide.”
An anonymous wit once observed: “One difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.”
Humorist Art Buchwald said: “Tax reform is when you take the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and put taxes on things that haven’t been taxed before.”
“An income tax form is like a laundry list—either way you lose your shirt.” —Fred Allen
American humorist Will Rogers once said: “The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.”
Takeaway Truth
If you haven’t filed your tax return yet, quit reading blogs and get busy. Happy Tax Day!
From Mortimer Caplan, a former IRS Director: “There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist—the taxidermist leaves the hide.”
An anonymous wit once observed: “One difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.”
Humorist Art Buchwald said: “Tax reform is when you take the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and put taxes on things that haven’t been taxed before.”
“An income tax form is like a laundry list—either way you lose your shirt.” —Fred Allen
American humorist Will Rogers once said: “The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.”
Takeaway Truth
If you haven’t filed your tax return yet, quit reading blogs and get busy. Happy Tax Day!
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