Monday Magic - Holiday Free Apps
Christmas Quotations With a Chuckle Inside
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| Image by Alexa from Pixabay |
After all, "There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor." —from A Christmas Carol
Smiles and laughter are the best way to chase away any holiday blues that many suffer from.
Here's a baker's dozen from my favorite quotations about the holidays because, as Rosie Thomas said, "Christmas works like glue. It keeps us all sticking together."
"Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard." —Andy Borowitz
"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day." —Phyllis Diller
"Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice." —Dave Barry
"I left Santa gluten-free cookies and organic soy milk, and he put a solar panel in my stocking." —Unknown"Some people are born for Halloween, and some are just counting the days until Christmas." —Stephen Graham Jones
"Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year." —Victor Borge
"I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can't wait to exchange." —Henry Youngman
"I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights." —Maya Angelou
"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas." —Johnny Carson
Saturday Share - Feliz Navidad Party Dip
For the next few Saturdays, I'll give some recipes that are perfect for holiday parties and celebratory dinners.
Today, I'm offering a Tex-Mex party dip that's delicious and easy to make in advance. You control the heat level by choosing ingredients thar are as hot and spicy as you wish.
In case you don't know, the name of this dip recipe means "Merry Christmas" or "Happy Christmas" which is my greeting to you. Feliz Navidad.
FELIZ NAVIDAD PARTY DIP
Ingredients
- 1 16-ounce can of refried beans
- 1 4-ounce can of finely chopped green chilies, whatever heat level you choose
- 2 medium green onions, finely chopped
1 cup of sour cream, not the fat free kind
From Amazon. - 1 1/2 ounces guacamole seasoning
- 1 fresh tomato, diced
- 4 1/2 ounces chopped black olives
- 1 cup grated cheddar cheese
- 1 large avocado, mashed
- 1/2 cup picante sauce, your choice, mild to hot
Directions
1. Select a shallow dish in which you'll layer the ingredients. First, mash the avocado and mix well with the guacamole seasoning. Chill this mixture.
2. Combine the olives and green onions in a bowl and the chilies and tomato in another bowl.
3. When the guacamole mixture is chilled, begin your layers. Layer 1, refried beans. Layer 2, guacamole mixture. Layer 3, spread the olives and onion. Layer 4, green chilies and tomato. Layer 5, grated cheddar cheese. Layer 6, sour cream. Layer 7, picante sauce.
4. Return to refrigerator until ready to serve.
5. Serve with tortilla chips that you've warmed in the oven.
TAKEAWAY TRUTH
Chilled guacamole and bean dip with warmed tortilla chips? What's not to love?
Friday Facts - Decorated Christmas Trees
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| Image by Jim Cooper from Pixabay |
It's not uncommon to see decorated trees in homes all over the world—regardless of one's cultural background or religious beliefs.
Christmas trees are beautiful, but this tradition that began in Germany several centuries ago didn't feature glitzy, sparkling decorations.
Prior to the 16th century, trees were decorated with nuts and apples and were designed to symbolize religious stories.
Beautiful ornamentation began in the 1800's when blown glass ornaments called baubles were created by glassblowers in Lauscha, Germany.
This tradition of glass ornaments became popular in Queen Victoria's reign in England because of the popularity of Queen Victoria's Christmas tree.
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| Tree of Life Glass Ornament |
Nearly 20 years later, an illustration of Queen Victoria and Prince Albert with their decorated tree was widely published and was a hit wither practically everyone in the English-speaking world.
The popularity of the royal family's Christmas tree spread to America, and American merchant F.W. Woolworth began importing German glass ornaments to sell in his stores.
Woolworth blazed the way, and other merchants followed which made the decorations available and affordable to most Americans.
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| Starry Night Glass Ornament |
They're also available in many different styles and shapes from round balls to snowflakes and miniature holiday scenes and cultural and religious themes. Even better, you can find them at many price points.
You can find ornaments with Christian, Buddhist, nature, music, and classic art themes, and so much more. Click the links in the caption and explore some exquisite glass ornaments.
TAKEAWAY TRUTH
When you begin placing ornaments on your tree, why not lift your eggnog in a toast to Queen Victoria and Prince Albert in honor of this tradition? Happy decorating!
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| 9 piece Glass Ball Set |
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Bumper Sticker - Vol. 1
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| Image by Saleh Perdomo, Pixabay |
On my way to the appointment, I saw the funniest bumper sticker on the car in front of me at a red light.
Pretend to honk if you love mimes.
Oh, my. I honked and I laughed which helped me shake my grouchy mood and put a smile on my face.
TAKEAWAY TRUTH
Laughter can quickly change a mood. I guess it really is the best medicine.
Fabulous Tree Ornament Idea
Review - Dog - Netflix
The movie DOG, now on Netflix, was released in 2022. Starring Channing Tatum, the flick comes pretty close to family friendly, but it is rated PG-13 so be warned.
Billed as a comedy drama, or dramedy if you prefer, the story is about a dog named Lulu that Army Ranger Briggs (Tatum) takes on as he races to make a soldier's funeral on time.
Ranger Briggs and Lulu are subjected to a series of misadventures including breaking some laws, escaping death, and generally driving each crazy until they manage to bond and form a relationship.
The movie was inspired by a road trip Tatum took with his dying dog, a pitbull mix also named Lulu, after she was diagnosed with cancer in 2018.
TAKEAWAY TRUTH
I'm a sucker for dog movies so I enjoyed it. It was entertaining so give it a look if you're looking for family fare.















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