5 Random Truths

Texas Laundry

I was sorting clothes in the laundry room this cold Tuesday morning, and I realized that only in south Texas do the contents of a laundry hamper look like mine with an equal number of summer clothes - shorts and tee shorts from part of the week - and winter clothes - fleece sweatpants and shirts from the rest of the week.

Black Holes

Some people delight in complaining about the economy, the environment, the government, the schools, medical care, and any number of other issues, and they all can be seen on the local and national news programs.

Reality Show = Non-Entertainment

Television viewers are divided between those who like reality shows, and those who think reality shows present compelling reasons why a large majority of the population should not procreate.

Award Shows = Non-Entertainment

Awards shows should be banned from the known universe.

Idiots With Microphones

People who have a microphone stuck in their face and are asked "how does it feel to (insert your own tragic reference)"  should be allowed to slap the you-know-what out of callous, insensitive jerks who possess a mic.

Takeaway Truth

Thoreau said: "Our life is frittered away by detail... Simplify, simplify, simplify! ... Simplicity of life and elevation of purpose."

A big amen especially to the elevation of purpose.

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