Jack's pack

I saw this in the newspaper the other day. Uncrate.com recently listed the contents of Jack Bauer's Backpack. You know, the bag you see him lugging around everywhere? DH and I make jokes about it.

Just in case you missed it, here are the contents:

Brunton Echo Pocket Scope Monocular (that's what I call his spy glass)

Motorola i880 cell phone with GPS and Internet microbrowser (Don't you wish you had one of those? Apparently, it never needs charging.)

HK USP Compact 9 mm handgun

Second Chance Apex bulletproof vest

Special OPs Watch with "electromagnetic induction charge" (whatever the heck that is)

As to tools for torture, Jack doesn't need any. A table lamp with exposed wires works just fine.

Jack, Jack, he's our man. If Jack can't do it, nobody can.

Let's send this dude to Iraq.

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