The one below was sent to me in an email by a friend. He didn't know who created it, and neither do I.
If you are the wit who made this up, let me know so I can put your name down as the source.
It's Wednesday, and we all need a chuckle I imagine so here it is.
Things Men Want Women To Know
- You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, but not both.
- Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Seriously.
- Sunday is for sports. Accept it.
- Anything you wear is fine. Really. We don't care.
- You have too many shoes.
- You have enough clothes.
- Ask for what you want. Subtle hints never work.
- Don't ask us if you look fat in anything. It's a no-win situation for us.
- If something we said can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or mad, we meant the other way.
Takeaway Truth
Have a laugh and have a good day!
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