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Christmas Quotations With a Chuckle Inside
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After all, "There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor." —from A Christmas Carol
Smiles and laughter are the best way to chase away any holiday blues that many suffer from.
Here's a baker's dozen from my favorite quotations about the holidays because, as Rosie Thomas said, "Christmas works like glue. It keeps us all sticking together."
"Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard." —Andy Borowitz
"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day." —Phyllis Diller
"Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice." —Dave Barry
"I left Santa gluten-free cookies and organic soy milk, and he put a solar panel in my stocking." —Unknown"Some people are born for Halloween, and some are just counting the days until Christmas." —Stephen Graham Jones
"Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year." —Victor Borge
"I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can't wait to exchange." —Henry Youngman
"I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights." —Maya Angelou
"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas." —Johnny Carson
Saturday Share - Feliz Navidad Party Dip
For the next few Saturdays, I'll give some recipes that are perfect for holiday parties and celebratory dinners.
Today, I'm offering a Tex-Mex party dip that's delicious and easy to make in advance. You control the heat level by choosing ingredients thar are as hot and spicy as you wish.
In case you don't know, the name of this dip recipe means "Merry Christmas" or "Happy Christmas" which is my greeting to you. Feliz Navidad.
FELIZ NAVIDAD PARTY DIP
Ingredients
- 1 16-ounce can of refried beans
- 1 4-ounce can of finely chopped green chilies, whatever heat level you choose
- 2 medium green onions, finely chopped
1 cup of sour cream, not the fat free kind
From Amazon. - 1 1/2 ounces guacamole seasoning
- 1 fresh tomato, diced
- 4 1/2 ounces chopped black olives
- 1 cup grated cheddar cheese
- 1 large avocado, mashed
- 1/2 cup picante sauce, your choice, mild to hot
Directions
1. Select a shallow dish in which you'll layer the ingredients. First, mash the avocado and mix well with the guacamole seasoning. Chill this mixture.
2. Combine the olives and green onions in a bowl and the chilies and tomato in another bowl.
3. When the guacamole mixture is chilled, begin your layers. Layer 1, refried beans. Layer 2, guacamole mixture. Layer 3, spread the olives and onion. Layer 4, green chilies and tomato. Layer 5, grated cheddar cheese. Layer 6, sour cream. Layer 7, picante sauce.
4. Return to refrigerator until ready to serve.
5. Serve with tortilla chips that you've warmed in the oven.
TAKEAWAY TRUTH
Chilled guacamole and bean dip with warmed tortilla chips? What's not to love?
Friday Facts - Decorated Christmas Trees
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| Image by Jim Cooper from Pixabay |
It's not uncommon to see decorated trees in homes all over the world—regardless of one's cultural background or religious beliefs.
Christmas trees are beautiful, but this tradition that began in Germany several centuries ago didn't feature glitzy, sparkling decorations.
Prior to the 16th century, trees were decorated with nuts and apples and were designed to symbolize religious stories.
Beautiful ornamentation began in the 1800's when blown glass ornaments called baubles were created by glassblowers in Lauscha, Germany.
This tradition of glass ornaments became popular in Queen Victoria's reign in England because of the popularity of Queen Victoria's Christmas tree.
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| Tree of Life Glass Ornament |
Nearly 20 years later, an illustration of Queen Victoria and Prince Albert with their decorated tree was widely published and was a hit wither practically everyone in the English-speaking world.
The popularity of the royal family's Christmas tree spread to America, and American merchant F.W. Woolworth began importing German glass ornaments to sell in his stores.
Woolworth blazed the way, and other merchants followed which made the decorations available and affordable to most Americans.
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| Starry Night Glass Ornament |
They're also available in many different styles and shapes from round balls to snowflakes and miniature holiday scenes and cultural and religious themes. Even better, you can find them at many price points.
You can find ornaments with Christian, Buddhist, nature, music, and classic art themes, and so much more. Click the links in the caption and explore some exquisite glass ornaments.
TAKEAWAY TRUTH
When you begin placing ornaments on your tree, why not lift your eggnog in a toast to Queen Victoria and Prince Albert in honor of this tradition? Happy decorating!
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| 9 piece Glass Ball Set |
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Bumper Sticker - Vol. 1
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| Image by Saleh Perdomo, Pixabay |
On my way to the appointment, I saw the funniest bumper sticker on the car in front of me at a red light.
Pretend to honk if you love mimes.
Oh, my. I honked and I laughed which helped me shake my grouchy mood and put a smile on my face.
TAKEAWAY TRUTH
Laughter can quickly change a mood. I guess it really is the best medicine.
Fabulous Tree Ornament Idea
Review - Dog - Netflix
The movie DOG, now on Netflix, was released in 2022. Starring Channing Tatum, the flick comes pretty close to family friendly, but it is rated PG-13 so be warned.
Billed as a comedy drama, or dramedy if you prefer, the story is about a dog named Lulu that Army Ranger Briggs (Tatum) takes on as he races to make a soldier's funeral on time.
Ranger Briggs and Lulu are subjected to a series of misadventures including breaking some laws, escaping death, and generally driving each crazy until they manage to bond and form a relationship.
The movie was inspired by a road trip Tatum took with his dying dog, a pitbull mix also named Lulu, after she was diagnosed with cancer in 2018.
TAKEAWAY TRUTH
I'm a sucker for dog movies so I enjoyed it. It was entertaining so give it a look if you're looking for family fare.
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Friday Facts About Turkeys
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1. Every year, 46 million farm-raised turkeys are sold for Thanksgiving.
2. It's not true that turkeys can't fly. Wild turkeys can fly short distances at up to 55 mph. They can run up to 25 mph.
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5. If you ever heard the gobble gobble call of wild turkeys, you'll never forget it. They communicate using over 20 different vocalizations.
6. Wild turkeys sleep in trees to stay safe from predaators.
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9 Thanksgiving Survival Tips
Thanksgiving is a week away. Everyone loves this holiday because it's built around family and food.
Usually you get to see family—maybe not all of them but a good representation of parents, grandparents, siblings, kids, and grandkids.
Often, friends may join the celebration too.
Too often, most of the work in coordinating the event and cooking the feast falls onto the woman of the house.
Many women still take on the majority of the work either because they're perfectionists or their men are slow to volunteer.
With that thought in mind, I thought I'd give the "chief cook and bottle washer" some tips on how to enjoy the day and still cook up a fabulous meal that will delight your guests.
Today, you will sit down and design your Thanksgiving campaign as if you're a general with a planned objective and troops to carry out the campaign.9 THANKSGIVING SURVIVAL TIPS
1. Write your menu. Check your pantry. Make a grocery list. for the big day. Assign a person to do the grocery shopping.
If you don't feel you have anyone capable of getting the items on your list, go with your volunteer and give them some needed training in obtaining groceries. That volunteer will bring the groceries into the house and store them appropriately. (Perhaps another training exercise?)
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3. Assign someone to set the dining table for the Thanksgiving dinner.
If this will be on a table used only for formal occasions, your volunteer can set it in advance and carefully cover the set table with a clean sheet.
4. Look at your menu and assemble your sous chefs and workers. Assign duties. Decide what preparations can be done in advance, i.e., slicing and dicing vegetables, baking cakes, making and freezing dressing or other dishes that can be frozen and defrosted and cooked on the big day.
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7. Assign childcare entertainers to help with any young children who arrive.
8. Thank your troops. As you end your meeting, be sure and thank them for their assistance because it shows that they love you and want you to be happy too.
(Sometimes, you have to state the obvious because children don't think about things the same way adults do. Just as the men in our lives may not realize how much work it is because we make it look so easy!!)
Often kids and significant others don't realize how tiring a big celebration is. I know you think they should see you need help without your having to ask, but that's just not the way the world works.
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In fact, take 15 minutes to lie down with your feet up. maybe read a little while you relax. Then check your makeup, fluff your hair, and rejoin the crowd.
TAKEAWAY TRUTHIs this post meant to be taken seriously? Absolutely! We women should enjoy the day too, but who can enjoy anything when exhausted? Don't be passive aggressive. Simply focus on the outcome you want—a great day for all—then smile and explain what is needed to make that happen.
Review - The Wrath of Becky - Netflix
Becky?!?! That name just doesn't go with wrath. Then there's the tag line, "Hell hath no fury like a 16-year-old scorned."
So let me tell you about this movie, a sequel to the 2020 film, Becky. This sequel, The Wrath of Becky, was a 2023 American action thriller directed by Matt Angel and Suzanne Coote.
Mr. Angel actually wrote the screenplay based on a story he and Ms. Coote wrote.
The first and second movies star Lulu Wilson as Becky, and Seann William Scott co-stars as Darryl Junion in the second film which premiered at South by Southwest film festival in March 2023 and then was released in the U.S. in May 2023.
The first film was received well by critics and audiences which is why the second film exists. After watching The Wrath of Becky, it's easy to see why the first film was so popular.
BLURBING THE MOVIE
Two years after she escaped a violent attack by Neo-Nazis on her family, 16-year-old Becky attempts to rebuild her life in the care of an older woman who is as tough as nails. However, when a violent group known as the Noble Men break into their home, attack them and take Becky's beloved dog, she goes after them, and hell has no fury like Becky's vengeance!
MY 2¢
This film is gory—I winced and closed my eyes at some scenes—but it's also wickedly funny and full of twists and turns. It was quite a surprise, and I think you might like it too.
TAKEAWAY TRUTH
If you're looking for something different and entertaining, you should watch The Wrath of Becky.
Saturday Share - Let's Make Chuck Wagon Skillet Dinner
I thought I'd begin sharing some of my favorite one-pot meals which I often cook in a large skillet or Dutch oven.
Today's recipe is flexible in that you can swap out ingredients and/or add extra ingredients you particularly like.
There really aren't any specific measurements in this recipe because I normally cook that way unless I'm trying some new recipe. At the end of this post, I'll include some options for you to consider.
I like to call this Chuck Wagon Skillet Dinner because I imagine it's something a trail drive cook might cook in an old cast iron Dutch oven with a heavy-gauge wire handle he'd suspend over an open fire.
My Mom had that type of Dutch oven and cooked in it for more than 60 years. She made everything from spaghetti to beans, soups, and stews of every kind. My brother has her Dutch oven. When I visit him at the farm, I sometimes think we should take it out of the cabinet and see if we could cook over an open flame.
Chuck Wagon Skillet DinnerIngredients
- 1 pound ground beef
- 1 medium onion, diced
- 1 medium bell pepper, diced
- 2-3 cups diced potatoes (*1)
- 1 can pinto beans, drained (*2)
- 1 cup frozen whole kernel corn (*3)
- 1 cup Pace's Picante (*4)
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 1/8 to 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper
- 1 tablespoon chili powder
- 2 teaspoons cumin
- 1-2 cups beef broth based on whether you like it very "soupy" (*5)
- Slurry mixture of 2 tablespoons AP flour and 1/4 cup cold water (*6)
Directions
1. In a large skillet or Dutch oven, brown the ground beef. Before it's completely done, add the onion and the bell pepper. Continue cooking over medium heat until the veggies are soft.
2. Add the potatoes and cook, stirring to keep the mixture from sticking. After a few minutes, add the salt, black pepper, chili powder, and cumin. Stir to distribute the seasonings.
3. Add the picante and broth. Stir to mix. Than add the corn and drained pinto beans. Stir again.4. Simmer over low heat at least 30 minutes.
5. Mix 2 tablespoons of AP flour in 1/4 cup cold water. Stir it until flour and water are blended well. Turn the heat up on your skillet and pour the slurry into the mixture. Stir to mix well and heat until the slurry has magically thickened the "gravy."
6. Serve with one of these "breads": heated tortillla chips, heated corn or flour tortillas, cornbread, or a crusty artisan bread like French, Italian, or sourdough.
OPTIONS
(*1) Potatoes ingredient can be changed to rice. If leftover rice, add after thickening the gravy and simmer for 5 extra minutes to heat the rice through. If using raw rice, add after all the other ingredients and add 1/2 to 1 cup more broth then simmer for 40 minutes.
(*2) Instead of pinto beans, you can add any kind of canned beans or a mixture of varieties. Just be sure to rinse and drain the beans.
(*3) Fresh corn can be used instead of whole kernel corn. I don't use canned corn because I find it too sweet, but if the taste of canned corn doesn't bother you, go for it.(*4) Instead of Pace's Picante, you can use any picante or salsa you like. Or, you can use 1 -2 cups fresh chopped tomatoes or 1 cup canned diced tomatoes (if you use canned tomatoes, add a pinch of sugar to counteract the citric acid in canned tomatoes).
(*5) The amount of broth really depends on your personal taste. If you like a lot of gravy, use more and adjust the amount of slurry you add to thicken. If you like less, then adjust accordingly.
(*6) The slurry mixture used to thicken the stew can also be cornstarch and water.
TAKEAWAY TRUTH
The "triangle dinner bell" in the image to the right is made of wrought iron. It's what people on ranches and farms used to "ring" to call everyone to dinner.
I have one like it that my Dad made. He was a master of many skills including a bit of blacksmithing when needed. The one he made hung on the porch at my parents' home, and it made the loudest, clangingest noise you ever heard!
Review - A House of Dynamite - Netflix
This political thriller directed by Kathryn Bigelow premiered in October 2025. I'm forced to wonder if the film, derivative of many of the 1960s offerings mining the same "nuclear war by accident" material—ever heard of the Henry Fonda movie Failsafe?—was designed to play upon the fear many Americans have at this time in our history.
Rather than political thriller, I think this film should be labeled psychological suspense with a bushel of paranoia. Is it me or is there thinly disguised political opinions underpinning this film.
I don't know about you, but I watch movies to be entertained, and this movie was not entertaining.
BLURB
"The film follows the U.S. President and his advisors as they race against the clock to determine the origin of a single, unattributed missile launch and decide on a response, exploring the extreme pressure and impossible decisions involved."
After the dramatic opening that incites your curiosity, the film descends into paranoia and becomes mostly a cliche as it presents the usual terror in the streets as portrayed in most disaster movies. The ending reminded me of 2 other movies—the third Terminator film when the adult John Connor and his love interest end up as the leaders of the destroyed world, and the first War Games film when all the bombs were supposedly unleashed—although in War Games there was an optimistic ending.
TAKEAWAY TRUTH
Some people like to discuss the odds of thermonuclear war. Not me. Life is difficult enough without obsessing about something like that over which you have absolutely no control.
If you like movies like this, then you'll probably have a different opinion of A House of Dynamite. Feel free to leave a comment and let me know what you think about this movie.















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