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Shakespearean Insulter
Ah, yes! Learn how to insult someone without their knowing what on earth you're talking about—assuming the recipient of your insult is not a Shakespearean scholar.
If your recipient is well-educated and knows his/her Shakespeare, then prepare for some verbal jousting.
Here are a few samples that are easily understood but sound so much richer than commonplace words.
Be not lost so poorly in your thoughts. — from Macbeth
I shall live to knock thy brains out. — from The Two Noble Kinsmen
[Thou art] a fool, a coward, one all of luxury, an ass, a madman. — from Measure for Measure (This one is especially good because it can apply to just about any jerk you know.)
Just visit Shakespearean Insulter and click the gray bar that says, Insult Me Again. I couldn't stop clicking, especially when the click bar changes to taunt me a second time.
Takeaway Truth
Have some fun with this because every Monday should be a little bit wacky and whimsical.
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