Laugh of the Day

This landed in my inbox a while back. I just got around to reading it. It really tickled my funny bone. Wonder if it will work?

Install a Wireless Security System in 4 Easy Steps

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair.

2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.

3. Put a really big dog dish beside it.

4. Leave a note on your front door that says: Bubba, Big Mike, and I have gone to get more ammunition. Back in 30 minutes. Don't disturb the pit bulls. They've just been wormed, and they're a little cranky.

Takeaway Truth

Send a picture of your wireless security system if you try this.