Friday Chuckle For You

We made it to the end of the work week. Let's laugh and celebrate. My friend Frank emailed me a whole bunch of jokes. These were the ones that tickled my funny bone the most.

1. Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to keep reminding him every 6 months. (That is SO my husband!! But don't tell him I said that.)

2. My mother-in-law is coming. I had to clear out half my closet so she could have a place to hang upside down and sleep. (Doesn't remind me of anyone personally, but I thought it was a hoot.)

3. NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no sign of ESPN, beer, or porn. This makes it very clear that men are definitely not from Mars. (I'm still laughing at that.)

4. I want one of those jobs where people ask: "Do you actually get paid for doing this?" (Yes, like the host of Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives, or a judge on Food Network's Chopped, or any of those jobs where you basically hang out and eat.)

5. When someone says to me: "You look familiar. Where have I seen you before?" I like to respond with: "Do you watch porn?" (I don't think I'd ever be brave enough or brazen enough to do that, but it sure is funny.)

6. I tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed, and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous. (And that's why I don't exercise between Thanksgiving and New Year's. After all, no amount of exercise will kill all the calories in holiday meals and Christmas goodies.)

Takeaway Truth

Friday is here, and I've accomplished so little -- but I've been well-fed with Thanksgiving leftovers! Have a great weekend. See you tomorrow with a review of what I've been reading this week.